Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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