Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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