As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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