I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
