Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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