She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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