Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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