Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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