i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My penis needs a shock collar
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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