After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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