just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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