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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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