Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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