I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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