I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just want to make out with him forever
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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