i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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