its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Small penises have feelings too.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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