i permit you to call me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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