Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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