It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize