i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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