how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My dick has a subreddit
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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