I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can I color on your dick again?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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