He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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