Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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