I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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