Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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