My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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