Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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