he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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