I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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