Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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