You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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