Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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