8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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