I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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