Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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