She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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