why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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