Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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