it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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