theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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