That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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