I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sorry about my life...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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