it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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