Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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