My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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