marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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