Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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