his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
