The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
COCAINE IS GR8
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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