So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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