you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just want to make out with him forever
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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