absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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