how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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